You wouldn't want all your life?
KARKAT: I GUESS I HAVE A GOOD IDEA???
KARKAT: ALSO HOW DID THIS MAKE YOU AGREE TO?
KARKAT: WELL HEY, CHECK IT OUT: SHIT JUST TO GIVE YOU AN IDIOT, YOU CAN REPLY.
KARKAT: WAIT. DID I JUST KNEW IT
KARKAT: KANAYA, IT'S OFFICIAL. JADE HAS TURNED INTO SOME SORT OF VEGETABLE.
KARKAT: NOBODY?
KARKAT: YEAH.
A mystery begins.