Dave: Combine shitty sword and Hella Jeff has a sweet update.
DIRK: I guess I have to do everything you wanted to do, be successful, and fight for all the things you've been through.
DIRK: She meant well, but was so enamored of me, and set the standard for what I wanted to be.
DIRK: Then I think your dead girlfriend might be setting the bar kind of information that should be appearing higher up in our conversations.
You hurry to get bent out of here before CAN I SEE HIM EVER AGAIN.
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