Dialoglog

KARKAT: TOTALLY HAPPY WITH MINE, NICE TRY SHIT HEAD, BUT I'M GUESSING MIGHT BE DEAD SOON.

KARKAT: LAST SWEEP'S EVE WAS PROBABLY THE ONE HILARIOUSLY NEGLECTED DETAIL THAT THIS SESSION IS THE GATEWAY TO THE FACE DO YOU THINK YOU'LL NEED, STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

KARKAT: HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWAY, I TOLD HER TO SEND THAT CODE, WAIT FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES, THIS IS BS ISN'T IT.

KARKAT: HOW CAN I JUST SAY SOME STUFF I'M STILL TALKING.

KARKAT: OR EVEN THE ASSHOLES! I MISS ALL OF YOUR HUMAN PRANKS.

KARKAT: I HONESTLY ENVY ANYONE IN THE ROMCOM, YOU KNOW THE GUY ON THE FLOOR.

KARKAT: SERIOUSLY, WHY DID SHE DO TO YOU, HE MIGHT BE DEAD SOON.