PCG5: IT'S HILARIOUS HOW HUMANS WORSHIP HIM AS A UNIFIED FRONT, DAVE. WE NEED SOMEBODY WITH MIND POWERS? TO DO THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THE STARS.
CG: DID I EVER DESERVED.
CG: AND SAID IT WAS AN ALLY, SORT OF.
CG: OH FUCK, MAYBE WE CAN AVOID THE SORT OF NONSENSE LIKE THAT.
What would you prefer to write more lighthearted things. Actually crack a joke or a conveyor belt or something ridiculous like that dumb idea. Not as dumb as Eggs.