MARKOVSTUCK

Jake: Retrieve arms from drawer.

FTC: that atrocious business i got started on.

?CG: YEAH, WELL, IT GETS EVEN MORE SMUG AND SELF SATISFIED THAN THEY ALREADY ARE.

?CG: I CAN'T SEE THAT.

?CG: NO? I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE HAD ON THE PRIMITIVE VILLAGE LOCATED SQUARELY ON YOUR CROTCH.

?CG: I MEAN, UNTIL YOU DO, THEN JUST HIT ME UP, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS FEATURE ALREADY? SECOND WHY DIDN'T YOU AT LEAST GET A SENSE FOR THESE THINGS.

?CG: SHUT THE FUCK TO DO NOW THAT WE'VE ESTABLISHED THE KITTY CAT IS HEADING UP THE SUN TO NEUTRALIZE JACK?

?CG: YOU GIVE ME A NEW DUDE WITH CANDYBLOOD IN TOWN.

?CG: I GUESS I DON'T REALLY GET IT.

You will have reached adulthood in that ghost world where you found lying around and receive it graciously from your other eye. You say this website becomes any more friends.


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