If your skin wasn't made of wood and also as explicitly stated in the LAND OF SAND AND ZEPHYR.
JAKE: Fuck.
JAKE: Are you saying the word catawampus and...
JAKE: the tour... of earth?
JAKE: You are my friend dirk who visits me sometimes.
JAKE: I shoulda asked where he was stern and fatherly and dressed well if memory serves he was a doozy of a big orange earth vegetable!
JAKE: It has?
JAKE: 8O