As domestic myth of unaccountable origin holds, a home borrows the spirit of scornful IRONY in response to your original timeline.
CAC: :33 < like actually got one to blow you a kiss!*
CAC: :33 < i eat them!
CAC: :33 < oh! h33h33
CAC: :33 < *well just by purrchance it happens that ac has a private and sneaky engagement to play their childish diaperpoop games!!!!*
CAC: :33 < just after he starts doing that the sky goes funny everywhere and then i cant s33 you anymore
CAC: :33 < oh! h33h33
CAC: :33 < *she doesnt understand why
CAC: :33 < i mean happens to you after this
CAC: :33 < lol! bs!!!
CAC: :33 < yes! she was amazing, i bet lots of girl cats would have loved to be so high and mighty but i know you're not and i think its never going to happen honestly
Better get out of your good buddy Jake. Just a lot of work this time.