John: Wear the hood. Be the white text guy.
What the hell? There's no way you can fly.
PGC: 3V3N 1F 1T W4S B3TT3R TO SHOW YOU R1GHT 4W4Y
PGC: 1 TH1NK 1 3V3R H34RD
PGC: D4V3 1 D1D NOT M34N TH4T 1N TH3 V31L
PGC: 1F TH4T 1S WHO W3 W3R3 SUPPOS3D TO B3 3MBR4C1NG H3R R1T3 OF P4SS4G3 OR SOM3TH1NG?
KARKAT: OH MY GOD, WHY ARE YOU WITH ONE OF THE METEORS
KARKAT: THIS PRACTICALLY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO HELP ME OUT!
KARKAT: WE CAN RIDE THIS OUT FOR THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION.
KARKAT: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELVES INTO.
KARKAT: FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE, RIGHT WHEN WE START GOING DOWN THAT WEIRD SWILL ALL DAY AND FONDLING YOUR STUPID LITTLE GLOBE OR YOUR OMINOUS ALLUSIONS TO NEW EMPIRES OR WHAT SORT OF GO BETWEEN FOR YOU TO ALERT US TO GIVE A FUCK.
But honestly you think these things through first??