MARKOVSTUCK

Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a piglet and fertilize some plants.

AT: wELL, uNLESS WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING,

AT: yOU MEAN, lIKE, tHE KIND THAT HAS HIGH SELF ESTEEM, pRATTLE,*

AT: mAKING A JOKE, uHH, i MEAN DAVE,

AT: gETTING TO FEEL NOT SAD ABOUT MYSELF wHEN i THINK THAT'S NOT REAL,

AT: nO, i'M NOT VERY SHY,

AT: yOU WANT ME TO DO YOUR BIDDING,

AT: tHE THING IS, tHAT i PERSONALLY BUILT THIS ARMY, mYSELF, iS GOING TO CHANGE MY LIFE! }:D

AT: yEAHHH, yOU CAN BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE, hOW FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING i JUST SERVE UP THE BONE BULGE,


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