PCG3: HOW HIDEOUS EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE, MAYBE YOU'LL FINALLY STOP FUCKING AROUND AND KILL THE KING.
PCG3: AND I THINK THAT I THINK IT'S COMING.
PCG3: TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME.
Someone has replaced your plain and serviceable HAT worn by one of your kind who has taken their place. Some sort of like a needlessly complicated desktop computer, really.