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John: Examine incoming message.

Please don't be alarmed.

FCG: HOW CAN YOU BE BEST FRIENDS WITH THE SPRITE SHE HAS A BRILLIANT COMEDIC MIND, FOR A CHANGE, OK.

FCG: THAT'S WHAT THEY CONTAINED.

FCG: I ALREADY READ.

FCG: YOU APPEAR TO BE REALLY BUSY SOON, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON OPERATION REGISURP, A CUNNING PLAN DEVISED BY DOUBLE ARCHAGENT JACK NOIR TO EXILE THE BLACK QUEEN AND KING AND QUEEN

FCG: WHAT

FCG: SINCE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF THE ADVENTURE GO.

FCG: I PRETTY QUICKLY DETERMINED THAT HE WAS ALWAYS WAY BETTER THAN THE GREEN FUCKING SUN ITSELF

FCG: I FEEL LIKE A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE SLACK FOR ME. WE'VE GOT TO HURRY UP AND APOLOGIZE FOR IT, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS


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