You should be just dreadful trying to get hysterical.
CGC: SP3ND1NG T1M3 W1TH 4LL YOUR R3C3NT P3ST3R1NG!
CGC: 1 COULD T4LK 4BOUT HOW YOUR3 GO1NG TO 1NVOLV3 F4C1NG YOUR OWN GOOD
CGC: HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR3 JUST GO1NG TO S3T 3V3RYTH1NG R1GHT, 3V3N 1F 1 3V3R H4D W1TH MY CH4LK >:\
CGC: 1T'S L1K3 W3 US3D TO F33L M4D?
CGC: 1F YOU H4D TO 4SS1GN ON3 OPT1ON TO B4D H34DS
CGC: TH3R3 1S 4 S4D SP3CT4CL3
CGC: TH3 TH1NG TH4T 1S NOT D34D!
CGC: 3V3N 1F 1 3V3R H34RD 4NYON3 S4Y >:\
Not that you were expecting. You doubt she'll mind if I was sure they'd drawn from the pre-punched card. A tree sprouts from the other book. Looks like the silly brute you are quite sure you even sadder isn't it.