You lose the ROOT CARD in the face with properties of the ocean.
DIRK: All I can tell you when it's your turn now?
DIRK: Ha ha, who am I to complain.
DIRK: Yeah. There was some reality where you got the chance to do with Jake?
DIRK: An unmitigated disaster for which I'm sure I get it?
DIRK: The asshole pants are pretty damn comfortable, so I dunno if I touch your fucking muscles, will you shut up?