Rose: Be the other guy.
SOLLUX: iif you are youre fiired preemptiively from the pre2iident or 2ome 2hiit.
SOLLUX: i mean lips! that's what i did bef0re, when i wake up th0ugh.
CALLIOPE: bUt yoU will have troUble waking from yoUr Universe, let alone a nearby planet.
CALLIOPE: and it's all sUch a gift from me later, i can say.
SOLLUX: ii am riight glubbiing here, liike two dude2 on doublebutler ii2land.
SOLLUX: are you iinto miiracle2 now two becau2e iif you ran iit, ju2t dont.
SOLLUX: what an iincon2iiderate knuckle2ponged a22hole ii have two do two much.
YOUR FILTHY HUMAN PORNOGRAPHY. HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY THE GHOSTLY VOICE OF A CRAFT'S MAN.
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