MARKOVSTUCK

John: Get trolled by GC.

FCG: I KNOW WE MADE THOSE TENTATIVE PLANS WHERE I CAN SETTLE DOWN A TICK I SHOULD RELAX.

FCG: HE SORT OF HUMAN HEROISM AND VIRTUE BUT HE WAS HARMLESS.

FCG: I MEAN, WHERE DID YOUR BODY

FCG: I MEAN, *OBVIOUSLY* IT WAS, THAT'S SORT OF THE COUNTLESS TRILLIONS OF LIFE FORMS I BROUGHT INTO THIS RIDICULOUS PARTY.

FCG: HEY VRISKA, YOU'RE DOWN WITH MY WHITE HOT PALEBRO SPITTLE.

FCG: JOHN, DO YOU MEAN

I'm just as casually cut short due a critical part of troll romance. Humans have words to cherish.


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