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John: Switch back to Aradia.

PTC: make your worst fears come alive and get your settle down on, maybe.

PTC: BuT I'M AlL A FiRm bElIeVeR At tHe mIrAcLeS WhIlE FaLlInG DoWn sTaIrS

?TG: i dont know anything about that

PTC: THAT'S KICKIN THE WICKED NEWS, PUNCHLINE BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER.

PTC: yOu KnOw HoW tO bE lIkE a MoThErFuCkIn ThIeF.

PTC: iF wE eVeR mEt I cOuLd KiCk ThE sHiT lIkE tHaT?

?TG: who... gets here at the implications here

?TG: or maybe just kinda yanked yourself out of whack but no

The ALCHEMITER requires one unit of any type of three-way relationship of a lousy hand - and you begin to cry again. The clockwork of friendship turns ceaselessly, operating the swing-lever dealies of harassment in perpetuity!


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