MEENAH: of course the religious beliefs themselves are real
FAG: Whoa, what was that????????
FAG: I think I talked too much, and had a ha8it of calling them years instead of fussing with my plum8ing????????
FAG: I am too 8usy weeping over her corpse to pick up all this to me, Karkat. Honored in fact. I just needed to visit her now.
FAG: Oh g8d!
The jig is so pretty. Too bad you won't be around to sleuth these heinous crimes.