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SERIOUSLY. CAN I GET UP. AND...

FTC: I'M AlL A FiRm bElIeVeR At tHe mIrAcLeS WhIlE FaLlInG DoWn sTaIrS

FTC: oK, i CaN tRy, BuT mAn I dOn'T kNoW iF i CaN tRy, BuT mAn I dOn'T wAnT tO bE aMaZeD bY aLl ThEsE fUcKiN mYsTeRiEs LiFe'S gOt FoR uS.

FTC: HaHa WeLl I hEaRd Of WoRsE fUcKiN rEaSoNs To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?

FTC: HiGhEr tHaN A SuBjUgGlAtOr gEtTiN HiS WeEp oN FoR A BiTcHtItS TiMe hAd lIkE ThAt

FTC: UuUuH, i cAn't hElP A bRoThEr FuCkIn ShApE hIs ShIt Up?

FTC: i finally got all caught up in lifelong denial about my calling.


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