MARKOVSTUCK

John: Rebuild the claw hammer and nails. They will come in handy.

JOHN: i don't even know where they are?

JOHN: and if you say so, of course i do!

JOHN: then you find me?

JOHN: aw man, this is not going down that road!

JOHN: i just got hounded by a wily clown with NO powers, and a bunch of them are getting away from his tentacly grasp like houdini's slippery ghost. later i rematerialized to seize the high ground against this hideous ocean dwelling marshmallow man, and steal all of our time.

JOHN: what if he is the son of a wise old dead grandparent lying around, i'm not sure what clamscray means either. you mean my earth human buddies hatch a plan!

CG: ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU DID?

CG: I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TALKING TO YOU AND SHE ARE RED.

Because he skipped over many critical trials on his head and serve as the intrusion of a negative nature, or of a realm of Warring Royalty in a way that only lasts a millisecond sure would seem like magic wasn't real. Can't very well use magic when your real quest will begin.


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