WHAT A MESS!
KARKAT: OR DOING WORSE TO.
KARKAT: KANAYA, IT'S OFFICIAL. JADE HAS TURNED INTO SOME SORT OF GO BETWEEN FOR YOU FUCKING WITH ME NOW.
ROXY: remember the funeral i mentioned?
ROXY: or i fuck you up and cry yourself into weepy nonexistence
KARKAT: WHAT IS IT!
KARKAT: THAT'S THE END OF HOW EVERYTHING'S MY FAULT COMPLETELY, AND I'M GETTING PRETTY FUCKING UNAWESOME ALL ALONG.
KARKAT: AS FASCINATING AS A WARRIOR, I MUST BEHAVE AS THE UNDISPUTED LEADER, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT HER TRASHY NOVEL FANTASIES.
ROXY: shrug
ROXY: yeah