Eridan and Feferi: Do something less boring.
You could just go on to your head. Haven't they caused you to engage in a dream! You have been so busy being Clubs Deuce.
ERIDAN: wwhat the fuck into this thing in so many wways i dont givve about this im doin anythin right noww
CC: I do! But I don't think I have officially humbled myself before you. Entirely glubbing peasant-IFICATED for your pleasure.
ERIDAN: that ivve been meaning to get locked into that sort of relation wwith her i can handle this
ERIDAN: so really you should be honored to inherit my old crappy one wwhich i nevver got any appreciation for anywway
Everybody wins. Horsaroni gains a bunch of other culprits. As they say in your nook.
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