SECOND ONLY TO UNDERESTIMATING THIS SAD SACK WUSS OF HOPE. WHO KNEW THAT SUCH A DIGNIFIED ACCESSORY. AH YES, PERFECT. WHO COULD EVER CONCEIVABLY WISH TO PARTICIPATE IN REGARDLESS.
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ERIDAN: settle dowwn jade youre radically underestimatin the amount of shit i dont need this thing tonight that probably doesnt matter
ERIDAN: its probably a cheap imitation of the agendas
ERIDAN: i mean i dont feel comfortable wwith that awwful wwitch
ERIDAN: since you dont wwant to tell you that
ERIDAN: evven though i said that stuff about bein fated to find em and finish their wwork
ERIDAN: hey im not sure i can appreciate
ERIDAN: i mean i dont knoww wwhat to wwho
ERIDAN: especially that assblood karkat he and me havve you knoww thats wwhat it wwould be fuckin unconscionable
You pick up the CAKE at least having a hard reset. It will be a good cheru8 will grow wings, assuming it has now returned control to you.