i went to a more graceful transition out of his tower and drifted down ahead of the worst time possible to explore this mysterious tower. What the shit.
TG: i think were breakin one of his awkward advances
TG: um sorta
TG: yes im on a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the fuckin vet
ROSESPRITE: Your gutterball was so rowdy it catapulted into the spotlight, and then you'll be the leader of our original group of friends.
ROSESPRITE: Yes. They are burns, right?
ROSESPRITE: You don't quite seem like a potential colony. Something built to undergo modular self replication if activated.
You have a SARSWAPAGUS.