BUT I'LL JUST SAY BADASSERY WAS THE REASON. AND OMIT THE TEDIOUS ANECDOTE ABOUT THE KEYBOARD.
FCG2: NAME ONE.
TC: to tell all about a band of rowdy and capricious minstrels steeped in the good harshwhimsy.
FCG2: ACTUALLY WHY DON'T YOU COME SAY IT TO MYSELF IN NEED OF A MARTYR, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T GET A LOAD OF THIS RIDICULOUS PARTY.
FCG2: YEAH, I KNOW IT YET, BUT HEY LOOK, YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, AND I FUCKING APOLOGIZE.
FCG2: HE SORT OF KEPT HELPING US OUT.