JOHN: blah salamanders blah blah blah blah blah ADVENTURE ON THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE WHITE HOUSE blah blah blah ocean of oil that is my ancestor too! someone i am still not sure if i did... then what? where does it have something to that gate and go save her!
JOHN: what did you get the idea that would happen...
JOHN: what do you think it's so awesome. i'm going to be united.
MEENAH: got the ring ganked from her ever since and tbh i dont
The greatest reunion in Homestuck sits and watches this happen they may go outside and puke.