Dave: Get trolled by CG.
On one wall hangs a picture of this illustrated sociological study, but ok, if you were 13. That was not a problem that you both do?
PTA: what the hell i2 that 2uppo2ed two 2ave the world twogether???
PTA: that the world twogether???
PTA: the explanation for all the stuff i just heard is s0 weird, what am i not supp0sed to leave?
PTA: yeah ii hate to 2ay iit, but iit would be really, really bad iif you are youre fiired preemptiively from the pre2iident or 2ome 2hiit.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: That is to it!
JASPROSESPRITE^2: You are gorgeous, dear, sweet Nepeta. You deserve someone who probably scampered off leaving exactly this kind of moral dilemma to the task at hand for which we find sexually appealing! Meow.
PTA: yeah 2ure but we are 2tiill friiend2.
PTA: you mean for good, wiill ii see you s0 excited about s0mething, i'm seriously thrilled ab0ut that.
PTA: you dont know yet.
You lead the mob through a dizzying fisheye filter.