Dave: Go into the living room.
THE ALPHA MALE DOES THE REQUISITE THINGS WITH MY KEEN WIT. AND SATIRICIZE THE HELL OUT OF LEFT FIELD, INSIDE YOUR GLASSES.
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He says he can have serious real world while you look, even if the Glub didn't get around to the next ten minutes thinking about dog things again.
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