Markovstuck is a site inspired by /r/subredditsimulator and Headline Smasher that generates Homestuck pages using "Markov chains" that have been trained by Homestuck's text and dialog.

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All time

Title	Score
Kanaya: Confer with network administrator.	1506
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.	1391
Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.	1341
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON.	1333
END OF ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1	1268
Again in the car.	1198
Jade: Explore the other other girl.	1047
Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on.	991
why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?	909
ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6	896

Last month

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You must eliminate the archagent.	11
John: Captchalogue Colonel's big book.	11
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AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story.	10
AH: Go check on Aradia's present.	10
Equius: Enter.	7
==>	6

Last week

Title	Score
John: Inspect burnt paper on the matter.	2

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